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Another vignette from the Annals of National (In)security

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3050133.stm

According to the above news article, "Thailand [prepared] to cremate more than 1,000 giant cockroaches - and then hold a traditional Buddhist funeral to appease their owners."

I rest my case that my idea for becoming the "Official Roachbuster of the City of New Orleans" holds water. Seriously, folks, the next proposal is a letter to El Presidente asking for Dept. of Defense funds to eradicate the roach from southern Louisiana.

"I maintain that roaches are a major threat to the peace and security of a vital port of the United States of America. There are roaches in Saudi Arabia and Afghanistan, there are roaches in New Orleans. Therefore, roaches are members of Al-Qaeda and should be removed from American soil by all means necessary. They have the ability to deftly infiltrate homes "protected" by pesticide, plastic sheets, and duct tape, and pose a clear and present danger to the youth of this country yearning for freedom, fast cars, booze, etc. Currently, the Roach Alert in NOLA is at the "Burning Chartreuse" Level. Please send hard cash."

I am even willing to hold a Jazz-Buddhist funeral for said beasts. And, sadly enough, El Presidente may actually send me the moolah with which to do it.

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